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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:11

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

Goldfinger

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.